Some funny people like to play jokes on others by screwing with their computers. Personally, I think practical jokes that include someone’s computer are about as funny as getting your sneaks tied together and thrown up onto a telephone wire. However, goofy things happen to good people. A friend called…
Category: jokes
Fun About Driving in Phoenix
This is a reprint from an email I got tonight: Only someone from the Phoenix area would understand and the really funny thing is that this is all so true! 1. ‘Phoenix’ actually consists of Scottsdale, Chandler, Tempe, Mesa, Gilbert, Glendale, Peoria, Tolleson, Avondale, Goodyear, Litchfield Park, Sun City, Sun…
two stupid people get married
Two stupid people get married. The night of their honeymoon they are lying in bed trying to make love. The guy can’t figure out what to do. Finally his stupid wife says: “Harry, just take the thing that you play with all the time out and put it where I…
Do Not Disturb
I picked up this joke somewhere… An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight. The next morning,…
Ladies and Jelly Beans
Ladies and jellybeans, hobos and tramps crossed eye mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I stand before you to stand behind you to tell you something I know nothing about. Next Thursday which is a Friday, there will be a Mothers meeting for Fathers only. Admission free, pay at the door, seats…
Dot Com Blues
I wrote this back in 2002 during the first dot com bubble burst. This is (C) Scott Allen Hey mom I just got hired by a dot com. We gonna make a million. Don’t worry that the salary is low, the stock’s going to be worth a trillion. We’re going…
