A few years back, my brother recommended I read Dan Brown’s book Origin. There’s a scene early in the story where futurist Edmond Kirsch announces that he has found the answers to humanity’s oldest questions: Where do we come from? Where are we going? I remember reading that and first…
Category: life hack
Can the Actions Taken by Artificial Intelligence Ever Truly be Ethical?
Recently, a friend of mine sent me a video titled, “It Begins: An AI Literally Attempted Murder To Avoid Shutdown.” That was, of course, a thrilling headline. And really, there was no “literally” about it, since the entire study took place in a simulation. No humans were actually in danger….
What Makes for the Perfect Wedding Gift? How Traveling from Miró’s Barcelona to Hiroshige’s Tokyo Led Me to the Answer
Uugh. Wedding gifts. They can be as mindless and arbitrary as throwing a dart at someone’s registry. Oh, look, honey, another self-watering plant. Great! Put it in the basement with the rest of the crap. What to get someone for their wedding? I faced this very dilemma when I found…
How ‘The Turn of the Screw’ got me Addicted to One of the Sexiest Book Publishers in the World
Some time ago I found myself in London, which as usual put me inside one of my favorite used book shops called Any Amount of Books. On this particular occasion, I happened to be standing in front of the glass case which is behind the cash register and one title…
How to have a conversation with JWs or those proselytizing at your door. Lets agree to disagree, shall we?
Some time ago, a pair of women walked up our driveway and knocked on our door. They probably thought this was a “targetable” house, given that my Christmas lights were still up. It was March. Yeah, I’m the guy who leaves his Christmas lights up all year long. At least…
Why my Windows Machine Won’t Connect to the Xfinity Pod
Our Xfinity router doesn’t cover our entire home. After about a year of screwing around with mesh and other extenders, I finally bit the bullet and purchased 2 Xfinity Pods. (I purchased direct because Amazon didn’t have the latest release of pods.) The pods work exactly as advertised, by that…
How to Use Your iPad as an External Monitor
Updated March 15, 2022: If you are using MacOS Monterey, adding the iPad is now built into the os. To start, go to System Preferences —> Displays —> Add Display. Then select your iPad from the dropdown. For more information about this feature see: https://support.apple.com/en-ph/HT210380. Here is a great little…
How to Travel to Italy From the U.S. During COVID
Travel overseas is already a high-bar excursion. But travel overseas during COVID sets a whole new level of difficulty. Even the most seasoned traveler will need to be extra prepared and informed if they want to keep their plans on track. Below I have posted our experiences going into and…
How to Fix Upside Down Temperature Display on Your Jacuzzi
Sometimes I get to write about the most mundane things. The other day I noticed that the temperature display on our jacuzzi was upside down. See photo. What in the world could cause that? I figured power surge. But then I went to my tried-and-true scapegoat: the kids. Kids have…
The 7 Axioms of Writing
Over time, I’ve aggregated a number of famous (and not-so-famous) quotes that I think frame the writer’s never-ending hunt for inspiration and the ability to craft story. Here are my ‘7 Axioms of Writing’. Or maybe 7 Immutable Laws of Writing? Either way, I have this printed out and hanging on my office…
How to Visit Pearl Harbor Without Paying for a Tour Guide
For my 50th birthday, I wanted to visit Pearl Harbor, the location where the Japanese Empire shocked the United States out of its malaise of “mixed” neutrality, and thrust “the sleeping giant” into WWII. The idea of walking that hallowed ground had been a dream of mine for as long…
The Best Mood-Boosting Puzzle I’ve Ever Played
Assembling delight. One piece at a time. Someone showing up at a party, box in hand, stiffly packed with crazily-shaped colored tiles, wouldn’t normally get me all hot and bothered. I mean. Does my addled brain really need another puzzle? Is it a Liberty Puzzle? Fuck yeah. I’m in. When…
How to Make Swedish Pancakes That’ll Have Them Begging for More
As kids, we often had interesting guests that visited us from around the country and the world. One such visitor was Mr. Franson from Sweden. He was a minister from our church that came around twice year–you know checking on the flock and all. While his accent was a bit…
How to Stop Your Dog From Barking (the humane way)
Do you have a Barky McBarkface on your hands? Are your mornings, afternoons, evenings filled with the dulcet sounds of yapping? Anyone who has brought home a new puppy or even a rescue knows how stressful and challenging barking can be. Our case was no different. Every time our little guy…
Don’t Fall Prey to Phishing Scams. Watch This Video.
I rarely post video to my blog. However, there is no better way to demonstrate the lengths bad guys will go to separate you from your precious banking information. It’s easy to be duped. Please share this video.
How to Prevent Kids From Accessing the Home Wifi Without Changing Your Wifi Password
UPDATE: August 9, 2018 If you’re using XFINITY from Comcast, their updated routers now make this process MUCH easier. When you log onto your Xfinity dashboard, you can Pause individual device access to the wifi. Set parental controls. Even establish bedtime parameters. Here’s a screen grab from the dashboard. Another…
How to Get Food Unstuck From Your Throat
**NOTE: This article is not intended to be taken as medical advice. I am not a medical professional.** My brothers and I have this problem. Every once in a while when we are eating, food gets stuck down in our throat. This food plug does not block our airway, but…
A Case For My Grandfather’s Involvement In the Manhattan Project
Earlier this week, I got this text message from my nephew: Through the accumulation of certain facts, based on statements made by my grandfather, I believe the answer to this question is yes. My grandpa used to work at the Franklin Institute. There, he said, they were using a computer…
How to be a Hacker for $40 Just Get Blackshades RAT No Experience Necessary
Here is why ALL computer users need to be vigilant. (Scroll down to read the 7 habits that can make your Internet surfing safer). Today “one of the largest global cyber operations in history” attempted to take down the Blackshades racket. Here is why I think this is important news for you…
How to Set Up Your Dedicated IP on 1and1 L 2 Core Managed Server
I recently had to set up a dedicated IP address for a website at 1and1. My client didn’t have a need to get a fully dedicated server, so the best option for them was a managed server. What we needed was a way to point the A records to a…
The Best Way to Securely Manage All of Your Website Passwords
No more post-it notes. No more forgotten or lost passwords. No more risking your data by using the same password for every site. No more insecurely saving your passwords inside your web browser. It’s time to tame the madness! If you use a web browser (Chrome, Firefox, Safari or… cough,…
How to Reset Your Chromebook to Factory Settings
Look, I admit it. I love Google. That company does so much cool shit, I’m there. I’m not an Android user, but that doesn’t mean I can’t luv on Google a bit. I picked up an Acer C720 Chromebook for work, and while I really liked the machine, I just…
The Hitchhiker’s Guide To Marketing
Here is a little mental sorbet for you to chew on… (hat tip to CTO, John Harper, for the label ‘mental sorbet’ and the many discussions inspiring this article.) When it comes to selling the future, the statement “beware the naked man who offers you his shirt,” does not apply….
How to Add an Image to Your Email Signature Without it Appearing Like an Attachment
Updated August 5, 2021. This process was just validated on Apple Mail v. 11.5. The new path to the signature file is now: Library ——– > Mail —— > V5 ———> Maildata —– > Signatures Below I have added a code snippet, which uses a LinkedIn Badge. Follow the process…
How to Send a Postcard From Your iPhone
Who doesn’t love receiving physical postcards in their mailbox? Our digital lives are so ephemeral. We post to Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc. We shoot emails. We ping on SMS. We Recommend on Linkedin. But it’s all so… what’s the word? Digital. Dare I say, empty? Emailing someone a photo from…
How to Add Send To Kindle Button to Your Blog
I woke up this morning with an email from my friend. I’ve just been informed, and have subsequently added, one of the best WordPress plugins I’ve seen since WP Touch made your blog mobile friendly. Send to Kindle. When you add this button to your blog your readers can click…
Why We Cannot Blindly Trust The New Economy of Trust
When do we become afraid to make mistakes? When forgiveness dies. Take a moment to watch this video: Part of me says “I’ve seen the future and the future is trust.” But then, a little warning light goes off in my brain. Like that distant flickering of a train lamp…
How to Add Mobile Redirect Code to Your WordPress Site Without a Plugin
So you finally bit the bullet and built out a mobile version of your website. Congrats! Now the question becomes how to install the mobile redirect code / script into your hosted WordPress? For those of you who use WordPress for sites other than blogs, adding this code might be…
How to Find the Time to Write No Matter How Busy You Are…Guaranteed!
Do you have something you’re supposed to get written? Do you need to write a letter, blog post, novel, screenplay, business plan? Does life keep getting in the way? How in the heck, with family, job, money, work do we find the time, and the cognitive surplus to write? Prepare to be…
How to Write a Novel
Oh woe, is me. To be shackled to a story until either the story beats you, or you beat it. It’s a pitiful state to be in. The choice; self-imposed as it is, from freedom, to write a novel. Tis but gloomy prospects for the witless. Nothing more than a holy war…
How to Release Software Updates Without Pissing Off Your Customers
You can please some of the people some of the time. But a poorly managed software release pisses everyone off every time. I recently witnessed such a train wreck. The company will remain nameless. Suffice it to say, there is still blood on the tracks. Versioning your software is absolutely necessary….
Is The Internet Shutting Down on Monday?
Not exactly. I’ve been slammed with questions about the Internet shutting down on Monday. Fact: The Internet is NOT shutting down. Some DNS servers are being shut down. You can hop onto legitimate DNS servers in a few easy steps if you need to. However, when I click through my…
How To Add Emoji's Graphical Emoticons to your iPhone Text Messages for FREE
Oh my god we’ve evolved! You may have heard that Emoji is now natively supported on your iPhone. By “Native” I mean Free. No jailbreak necessary either. Everyone else around me seems to have found this out long before I did. Oh well. Sometimes…yes…I live under a rock. What is…
How to Make Your iPhone LED Light Flash to Alert You of Incoming Messages
While drinking beer and basically making nuisances of ourselves the other night I noticed my friend’s phone LED would flash each time he got a text, call or email. At first it looked like he had attached some 3rd party aftermarket bling to his phone. But it was not so….
What Kindle Needs: Unified Cloud Storage of All Notes and Highlights
Dear Amazon, I’ve been a Kindle reader since September 2010. I love it. The point of reading an analog book (paper book) has been completely overshadowed by the utility I’ve found in being able to digitally highlight phrases, sentences, words and quotes on the Kindle–and then search those things later–on…
Can You Tell Anything About A Person Based On The Domains They've Registered?
Every year Godaddy reminds me that I have a habit–a costly obsession. Some people collect baseball cards. Some collect tea cups. Others collect stamps, or books, or bottles of booze, or sex partners, or…shoes. I, on the other hand, collect domains. Here is a tiny look into my trove of…
The Best Books I Read in 2011
Your 2011 might have been BIG. Or your 2011 might have been small. Mine was more like a resetting of priorities. With my divorce finalized and my focus on writing returned…I was able to dive into more books this year than ever. If you’re looking for a list of great…
How To Use Computer Text To Speech To Proof Your Writing
Proofreading is a bitch. Typos are the bane of my existence. So how are you expected to proof your own work after you’ve just spent an hour or (heaven forbid) hours staring at it? One of the best techniques that every proof reader knows about is reading your copy backwards. This…
How To Use A Bluetooth Keyboard With Two Devices
This issue came up for me when I purchased an Apple Bluetooth keyboard. The reason I splurged on the $70 device was because I needed a keyboard for my aging Macbook (the spacebar had become unstable), and I wanted a keyboard for my iPad. When I got the keyboard home,…
How to Play Pirate's Dice
While in Germany we were introduced to this simple pub game. They call it Mäxchen, which I think is just their pronunciation of Mexican… but the game is really called Pirate’s Dice. Mäxchen is the art of being deceived and detecting deception with dice. Best to be played with four…
How To Make A Paper Boat
Here is some good clean fun for your inner Napoleon. How to make a paper boat. (scroll down for step-by-step photos). What’s so great about making boats out of paper? No…it’s not that they look cool when you set them on fire –its that they require no cutting, glue, scissors…
Locate Your iPhone or iPad for FREE
Using Apple’s MobileMe to locate your iphone or ipad is now free. Has been for some time. If you have an iPhone 4, iPad, or 4th generation iPod touch (iOS 4.2 required), then what are you waiting for? If you’re afraid of black helicopters appearing over your house, or you…
Metadata is a Beautiful Thing
I’m sitting here listening to an Underworld song. I just spent 5 minutes scanning my iTunes for something that fits my mood. I spent another 3 minutes flipping through my Pandora. Nothing I land on seems to be working. I’m in one of THOSE moods where only the right balance of…
How To Backup Your Entire Facebook Profile
Fellow Facebookers take heed. What would happen if your entire Facebook profile including friends, posts, links, messages, photos and videos vanished tomorrow? What if you logged into Facebook only to find your account had been deactivated, or worse…deleted!? If you’re one of the millions of people who have already found…
Ditching Delicious for Pinboard
I was a Delicious addict until my Firefox got so junked up with plugins that I gave them all up for the speed of Safari. When I defected to Safari I lost my toolbar access to Delicious. That sucked ass. Delicious was an integral part of my day. Now with…
5 Reasons Why You Should Pay for Pandora
I admit it. I’ve been sucking off the Pandora Internet music service teat for the past few years without giving them a dime. I’m so ashamed. That’s me, the dirty rat, carelessly skipping off to another service when I had completely used up my free monthly allotment of 40 hours….
10 Top Books for the Modern Geek
Daemon By Daniel Suarez If you know the difference between FTP, MMORPG and FMRI, then this techno thriller is for you. Forget about the pseudo bullshit tech that others and Hollywood try to shove down your throat (yea you heard me Jack Bower), you won’t get that here. Instead you’ll…
Avoid Big Phone Bills Using The iPhone Overseas (No Jailbreaking Necessary)
Traveling abroad with your iphone can be scary. Not for any other reason than you have no idea what your phone bill is going to look like when you return home. Some information out there tells you that you need to jailbreak your phone. Call me a pussy, but I’m…
Parallels Vs. VMware
Ever since I scored a copy of Parallels during the MacHeist sale, I’ve been using it as my virtualization software on my Macbook, instead of VMWare. Now after six months of processor-blistering work I’ve had to dump Parallels and return to VMware. Virtualization software allows you to run Windows (or…
If You're Not Cloning Your Drive, Your Backup Won't Save You Any Time.
I clone therefore I am. The other day a friend of mine lost his hard drive and all of his email. Needless to say, he was at the bar. The whisky was flowing. And it was only noon. On a Tuesday. Chances are if you’ve been using computers long enough,…